Our Drinks
Adult Shakes
Adult Black Cow
$12.00
Dark rum, 1919 Root Beer, vanilla soft serve, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and a cherry
Coffee Caramel Crush
$13.00
Vanilla vodka, coffee liquor, vanilla soft serve, caramel, and a Biscotti cookie
Ebony & Ivory
$13.00
Bourbon, vanilla soft serve, whipped cream, and Abuelita powder
Peanut Butter Jelly Crime
$13.00
Chica Chida Peanut Butter Tequila (allergen + nut free), vanilla soft serve ice cream, grape jelly, whipped cream, and vanilla wafer
Chica Fresa
$13.00
Banana liqueur, dark rum, vanilla soft serve ice cream, strawberry puree, whipped cream, and dehydrated strawberries
Cocktails
Crusade Old Fashioned
$12.00
Four Roses Bourbon, demerara, orange bitters, angostura.
Grapefruit Dream
$13.00
Vodka, grapefruit liquor, triple sec, simple syrup, lemon juice.
Crusade Margarita
$13.00
Crusade Margarita · 11 Tequila, triple sec, lime juice, agave nectar, and salt rim. Substitute Jalapeno Tequila +1 / Upgrade to: strawberry, raspberry, blood orange, mango, coconut, or blackberry +1
The Rumbling
$12.00
House-Infused jalapeño tequila, raspberry puree, lime juice, and soda water
Killed by Death
$11.00
Cherry and vanilla infused bourbon, Mexican coke.
Subtleties
$12.00
Vodka, pineapple juice, orgeat, lime juice, and amaretto
Bloody Crusader
$14.00
Vodka, Jimmy Luv's Bloody Mary Mix, hot sauce and Tajin rim, meat stick, cheese cubes, pickle, celery, lemon wedge, lime wedge, olives, and pork rind, substitute jalapeno tequila +1
Ashtray Heart
$11.00
Mezcal, blood orange syrup, coconut puree, lime juice, agave nectar, and salt rim
The Lost Woods
$11.00
Gin, muddled cucumbers, elderflower liqueur, simple syrup, lemon juice, and
soda water
soda water
Fields of Elation
$12.00
House-infused basil vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, strawberry puree, and soda water
Fires of Mordor-nada
$12.00
House-infused jalapeno tequila, triple sec, mango puree, lime juice, agave nectar, chamoy, and Tajin rim
Virtual Reality
$13.00
White rum, elderflower liqueur, orange juice, lime juice, orgeat, and dark
rum floater
rum floater
Silent Princess
$13.00
Empress Indigo Gin, lavender syrup, lemon juice, lemon peel, and lavender
sprig, optional: add egg white +1
sprig, optional: add egg white +1
Soul Crusher
$11.00
White rum, blackberry simple syrup, lemon juice, edible glitter, and soda water
YOUtopia
$12.00
House-infused vanilla vodka, filthy cherry syrup, lemon juice, and amaretto, optional: add egg white +1
Crusade Mule
$10.00
Vodka, lime juice, and ginger beer.
Upgrade to: strawberry, raspberry, blood orange, mango, cherry, or blackberry +1
Upgrade to: strawberry, raspberry, blood orange, mango, cherry, or blackberry +1
Crusade Mojito
$11.00
White rum, mint, simple syrup, lime, soda water. Upgrade to: strawberry, raspberry, blood orange, mango, coconut, or blackberry +1
This Sangria Slaps
$11.00
House made sangria mix, orange juice, and your choice of Red or White wine
THC Infused (N/A)
Black Stoned Cherry
$11.00
Cheech & Chong's Magic Mule 5mg THC seltzer, lime juice, and filthy cherry syrup
Puff Puff Paloma
$11.00
Cheech & Chong's Grapefruit Twist 5mg THC seltzer, grapefruit
juice, lime juice,agave nectar, salt rim
juice, lime juice,agave nectar, salt rim
Dirty Sodas (N/A)
Add Vodka, Rum, Dark Rum, Gin, Tequila, Whiskey +4 · Refills (excluding alcohol and Red Bull) +4 · Substitute Redbull +4
As You Wish
$6.00
Lime juice, coconut puree, heavy cream, and Diet Coke
Scorched Earth
$6.00
Coconut puree, pineapple juice, and Sprite
Good & Evil
$6.00
Vanilla syrup, heavy cream, and Orange Fanta
Beautiful Mutants
$6.00
Peach syrup, vanilla syrup, lime juice, heavy cream, and Sprite
Seize the Seconds
$6.00
Blue raspberry syrup, coconut puree, orange juice, and Sprite
Wasteland
$6.00
Coconut puree, Mr. Pibb
Malört
Death Before Decaf
$12.00
House-Infused cold brew Malört, coffee liqueur, simple syrup, and heavy cream
Wheel of Death
$6.00
Spin the wheel, seal your fate. Each turn delivers a mystery shot of house-infused Malört. No swaps, no mercy, only misery.
Fully Flared
Malört, orange juice, grapefruit juice, agave nectar, and grenadine
Menu
Cabernet, Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Collection
$9.00/Glass
Pinot Noir, Bouchard Pere & Fils Bourgogne
$9.00/Glass
Pinot Grigio, Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Collection Vibrance
$9.00/Glass
Chardonnay, Black Stallion
$10.00/Glass
Prosecco, Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Collection
$8.00/Glass
Mencia, Castro Ventosa 'El Castro de Valtuille'
$11.00/Glass
Red Blend, Gnarly Head Wines '1924 Limited Edition Whiskey Barrel Aged'
$11.00/Glass
Rose', Angeline
$8.00/Glass