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Hallowed Be Thy Mint
$15.00
A chocolate mint shake rimmed with chocolate icing and crushed Andes candies, chocolate drizzle inside, topped with a glazed donut mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwich, jumbo chocolate cupcake with buttercreme, chocolate chips, crushed Andes candies, and a chocolate drizzle.
Powerslave to Peanut Butter
$15.00
Strawberry peanut butter shake rimmed with creamy peanut butter and a strawberry drizzle inside, topped with a peanut butter cookie and strawberry ice cream sandwich, a strawberry uncrustable, slice of peanut butter pie, a strawberry crunch ice cream bar, nutter butter and strawberry drizzle.
Everyone I Love Is Chocolate
$15.00
A chocolate shake rimmed with chocolate icing and chocolate sprinkles with a fudge stripe inside, topped with a brownie square, bundt cake with chocolate frosting, chocolate chips, a hot fudge sundae poptart triangle, double chocolate mini donuts, and chocolate drizzle.
Birthday Shake
$15.00
a cake batter milkshake rimmed with vanilla icing, rainbow sprinkles, and m7m/s. strawberry sauced glass topped with a stroopwaffel, strawberry ice cream cone, funfetti cake, rainbow lollipop, strawberry sauce, buttercream, rainbow sprinkles, m&m's and a cherry
Adult Shakes
Coffee Caramel Crush
$13.00
Vanilla vodka, coffee liquor, caramel, french vanilla ice cream.
Ebony & Ivory
$13.00
Bourbon, french vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, abuelita.
Malt Mania
$13.00
Vanilla vodka, cream liquor, malt mix, chocolate sauce, whoppers, french vanilla ice cream.
The Peanut Butter Incident
$13.00
Vanilla vodka, peanut butter, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, peanut butter chips.
Orange All Up In Yo Shake
$13.00
Tang infused vodka, orange concentrate, vanilla ice cream, vanilla wafers, whipped cream, orange vanilla syrup.
Maximum Overchill
$13.00
Limoncello, vodka, blueberry simple syrup, ice cream, lemon zest.
Cocktails
Crusade Manhattan
$12.00
Rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, angostura.
Crusade Old Fashioned
$10.00
Good bourbon, demerara, orange bitters, angostura.
This Sangria Slaps
$10.00
Choice of Red or White.
Grapefruit Dream
$10.00
Vodka, grapefruit liquor, triple sec, simple syrup, lemon juice.
Lacerated Lemonade
$10.00
Limoncino, strawberry liquor, lemon juice, soda.
House Marg
$10.00
Tequila, triple sec, lime juice, agave nectar.
The Incredible Crocotiger
$10.00
Fords gins, lime juice, almond syrup, strawberry pureé.
All Hail the Goat
$10.00
Raspberry infused vodka, limoncello, lemon juice, simple syrup, topped with sparkling water.
Horns & Hooves
$10.00
Corazon tequila, lime juice, agave, pineapple juice.
Scarlet
$10.00
Vodka, pineapple juice, almond syrup, strawberry liqeuor, muddled strawberries and blueberries.
Killed by Death
$10.00
Cherry and vanilla infused bourbon, Mexican coke.
Hail Yourself
$10.00
White rum, Orgeat, fresh lemon juice, Filberts blue raspberry soda.
Triples Is Best
$10.00
White rum, strawberry puree, lime juice.
The Midnight Mile
$12.00
Vodka, triple sec, lemon juice, house made blueberry simple syrup.
Moscow Mule
$10.00
Vodka, fresh lime, your choice of ginger beer flavor.
Bloody Crusader
$13.00
Vodka, Jimmy Luvs's mix, hot sauce and tajin rim, meat stick, cheese cubes, pickle, celery, lemon wedge, lime wedge, olives, chicharonnes.
Menu
Malbec, Amalaya
$8.00/Glass
Cabernet, Vinum
$9.00/Glass
Pinot Noir, Les Fointanelles
$9.00/Glass
Riesling, BEX
$8.00/Glass
Sauvignon Blanc, Sea Pearl
$8.00/Glass
Pinot Grigio, Delle Venezie
$8.00/Glass
Chardonnay, Black's Station
$9.00/Glass